Funny Food Socks: The Foodie Gift Guide
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Socks are the easiest gift there is. Funny food socks are the easiest gift that actually gets a laugh. The trick is matching the sock to the eater.
Here's our cheat sheet, by type of foodie.
The burger loyalist
They have a go-to burger order and they will defend it. Get them Cheeseburger Socks: a stacked, cheesy burger printed in full color on both sides. It's our best seller for a reason.
The ice cream fanatic
They don't care what season it is. Pick their flavor:
- Mint Chocolate Chip Socks for the classic
- Blueberry Ice Cream Socks for the fruit-forward
- Neapolitan Ice Cream Socks for the person who can't choose
- Rainbow Sherbet Socks for anyone who loves color
Can't decide? Browse the whole Sweet collection.
The ramen obsessive
They know the difference between shoyu and tonkotsu and they want you to know it too. Ramen Socks, complete with a soft-boiled egg, are made for them. For more ideas, see our guide to gifts for ramen lovers.
The farmers-market regular
They know the produce stand owner by name and they always come home with something nobody else bought. Dragon Fruit Socks are hot pink, speckled and impossible to miss. Asparagus Socks are for the gardener, the vegetarian, or anyone who's been told to eat their greens. Both are in our fruit and veggie collection.
The home chef
They own a cast iron pan, they've watched every cooking show and they are very proud of their sear. Rack of Lamb Socks are the fanciest thing you can put on a foot. The Savory collection has the rest of the menu.
The pet person
Their phone is 90% photos of their dog. Give them Custom Photo Socks with their pet printed on them. Upload any photo you own, approve a free proof and they ship 2 to 3 business days later.
The person who has everything
Nobody has asparagus socks. Trust us.
Why our socks
- Printed by hand in Reno, Nevada, in small batches
- Full-color sublimation printing that's part of the fabric, so it won't crack or peel
- Unisex crew socks in sizes S to XL
- Any 3 pairs for $45 with free shipping, or 5 pairs for $70
The stocking-stuffer math
Three people on your list? Mix any 3 flavors for $45 and shipping's on us. Five people? Five pairs for $70. That's $14 a pair, and every one of them gets a laugh.